ANIMAL QUESTIONS
©Les Julian
Chorus
Questions, Questions I like to know what’s what
When it comes to animals, I question alot
Verse 1
Is a tiger ever chicken? Or a whale a small fry?
Are toads proud as peacocks when they snag a dragonfly?
Do cats get dog-tired? Can a doe spend a buck?
When trying to eat their lunch, do giraffes haf to duck?
Do hippos pig-out? Can buffalo be bugged?
When a fish gets thirsty does she slurp a great big slug?
Do guinea pigs get boared? Can badgers get your goat?
If a snake sings too much does a frog get in hisss throat?
Chorus
Questions, Questions I like to know what’s what
When it comes to animals, I question alot
Verse 2
Do Tuna ever fish? Can rabbits lose their hare?
Is life for a grizzly sometimes too hard to bear?
When a parrot yakitty yak ,yak, yaks is he a silly goose?
If an aardvark wants a sweet desert will she eat chocolate moose?
Are chijuajuas ever huskie or wolves little deers?
Does an alligator ever cry crocodile tears?
Do bumblebees have aunts? Can an ostrich wear a boa?
I’m running out of animals, I think I’ll go ask------ ‘Hey wait! I know a couple more!’
Verse 3
Do sheep wear turtlenecks? Are weasels slippery eels?
If a lion is a king does he need a royal seal?
Are blue fish ever crabby? Can cougars be out-foxed?
When an amoeba’s belly growls does it eat just like an ox?
Do monkeys ape each other? Are chameleons copycats?
When a rooster hits a fowl ball does he ever throw his bat?
Do kangaroos ever horse around for kicks?
When the years have passed him by can an old dog learn gnu tricks?
Chorus
Questions, Questions I like to know what’s what
When it comes to animals, I question oh
Repeat chorus x2
Do hotdogs live in pup-tents?